He looks like the happiest man in the world!

He's got everything a man could want. A great house and a loving wife who also happens to be a motoring fan (I assume that's her with the hat on).Who knows, maybe they'll have kids?

Creators of World's largest model railway admit they 'haven't been laid in years'.

I first read about this amazing feat of obsessive compulsive disorder on a BBC article:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7962573.stm

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, MINATUR WUNDERLAND.

Amazing stuff.
Incredible attention to detail, from the lightning strike at about 45s, to the man in black, vomitting his 'spark ass' hamburgers in the street (1min), to the woman throwing her screaming baby from the burning house (1min 40s), to Friar Tuck ogling the hot woman's 'spark ass' - and I'm not talking hamburgers, but I am talking buns (1:56), to the earthquake as the train corsses the canyon birdge at 2mins, to the sick guy banging his cart of monkeys at 3:33, being watched by startled or perverted onlookers, all the way down to the 'Hey Mr.Tambourine man' drugged up Bob Dylan music. p.s. check out the porn flick at 5:40. Hilarious. Another hint that these boys haven't been laid for quite a while.

Just think how it would look, after 10 pints?
Scarily real, I'd imagine. You'd be convinced you were actually a hundred feet tall and storm out, believing you could stop trucks and crush hot women's macho boyfreinds to quivering wrecks in your hands. Then find out the hard way and swear never to touch the juice again -- until the next time.

"...It has six miles of track, cost £8m to build and its 1,150 square metres (12,380 square feet) take in the US, Scandinavia and the Swiss Alps.

...By the time the layout is completed in 2014, it will be twice as long and will take in France, Italy and the UK."

It looks amazing (even better when completely drunk).
However, be warned that there may be waiting times, as they only let in a certain number of people at a time (apparently, the sense of realism is affected if there are too many giants walking around).

Also, try to get there before next February, when rumor has it that the Godzillla convention has booked the place up. I expect nothing will be left standing after those guys get their freak on.

Hilarious 'cock'up

"Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.

"Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."

I just jizzed in my pants

In case you hadn't seen it already.