Say, who gets to make the coffee in your house?

- just make sure it's not HIM:

From a normal guy in a normal 50s home (with swords on the wall, just above the stuffed falmingo - just like any home).
"Just take a look with the magnifying glass and you will see..." ...absolutely no difference.
Can you see the scientific flavor buds? This is real science, folks - you just wouldn't understand.
Designed to capture that famous 'Maxwell House' flavour.
Uh... ...should they be advertising that?

Sorry to nitpick, but by the time he's been talking, the already cooling water from the kettle will have been poured into a cold glass jug then poured into another cold cup with an extra wide brim so the coffee would have cooled considerably. A cup full of luke warm, 'Maxwell House' tasting coffee.

He makes the coffee in his house - because his wife left him, months ago and also he can't be arsed to make real coffee.

p.s. This commercial may also contain the very first attempt of a white man trying to rap.
Peace. Out.