Pressure activated floor alarm - Arnie tested

The newest thing in floor alarms.
Consider this:
You own a guns and ammo store.
You have steel bars protecting agianst intruders and thieves. But what about determined action stars, who do not know the boundaries of normal behaviour or the limitations of an ordinary life, devoid of stunt doubles, props or special effects (not to mention a 200million dollar budget)?
Until now, there was nothing to stop them.
But wait! Now there is a new weapon to fight these marauding ego-inflated maniacs.

The pressure sensitive action star activated musical floor alarm.

This alarm is activated, the moment an action star puts pressure on one of the many touch sensitive pads placed around the boundaries of the property. As soon as your Schwarzennegger or Stallone sets one foot on the pads, the action themed music is set off.



Here is one of the pads.








You can adjust the pressure required to set off the alarm to one of any of the modern day action stars, ranging from a veritable lightwieght 'Jackie' or 'Willis', all the way through to a hefty 500kg 'Seagal'. We give the full range of pressures.


This music is designed to appeal specifically to the big action superstars.
It makes them believe that they are in an action scene and they are lulled into a false sense of security.

Meanwhile, unkown to them, the police are on their way.

As soon as the police arrive, the music stops and the action star realises that what he thought was his action packed high adventure life was just a movie and he snaps back to reality, feeling a total idiot.

Here are the touch sensitive action themed pads in action:

(Not available in the shops.)